Wracked Robin

drunkity drunk drunk

Drunk.

I can’t find the pizza cutter nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Angry tiny tortoise!

Angry tiny tortoise!

Let the boozing begin! Vodka Friday!

CUTTLEFISH ARE MY FAVORITE ANIMAL! YES, I KNOW I’M SHOUTING, I’M A LITTLE EXCITED ABOUT THE CUTTLEFISH!

tenfootpolesociety:

shavingryansprivates:

why he lick me

THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.

IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”

I squeed my pants

gingerblivet:

Things I will not judge you for:
•Sexuality
•Religion
•Race
•Clothing choices

Things I will judge you for:
•Not signalling while driving
•How you treat wait staff
•Which way you think the toilet roll goes

zomg I died. That little boy is awesome.

What’s a little near-decapitation between friends

omg on Monday they cut the head almost off.

Tomorrow I have to bisect the head down the midline… with a hacksaw.

What the ever-loving fuck?!

I understand there is much learning to be done here, but I’m starting to feel like I’m in serial killer school. Gah.

I love getting reviews on my smutty amateur gay fiction. Squee! It’s the best part about posting new chapters.

*hugs back* seems like you need them, too

Thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

I AM LORD FLOOFLEFLUFF!

I AM LORD FLOOFLEFLUFF!

do you two ever do therapy together? If not, it could be worth it (when you’re up for it, of course) because the therapist could moderate the conversations and make it a bit easier on both of you.

Yeah I may have to talk to my therapist about that. That’s a good idea. Thank you.